My Garden has gone to HELL *shakes my head*

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January 24th, 2011 (480 Days Ago)

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My Garden has gone to HELL *shakes my head*

480 days ago 14 comments Categories: Lifestyle Tags: gardening

I've been thinking about my three flower gardens today. What can I say? They look like SHIT!

Because of the ex-agent mess in 2010 I couldn't do any gardening last year. Yeesh! Everyone knows I'm a Wiccan Faery Witch (SexWitch), but you'd never know I'm also a Green Witch if you saw my gardens right now. I can just hear Sara in "A Vampire's Kiss," "The Witches of Dixie" & "Call of the Witches" tisk-tisking me for this. My roses look like HELL & I'm tired of the messy lilies. I'm thinking of ordering slut-red hedge roses & doing a major redesign this year. I have all kinds of roses in my gardens, including wild roses that look like pink dogwood blossoms. Love them! So I'm looking forward to trying hedge roses and planning how to redesign my poor gardens. Hmm...

I swear if the Fey statues in my gardens weren't plaster they would have run away screaming by now. lmao!!

Any other Green Witch gardeners out there? I hear hedge roses are beautiful. Does anyone else have them in their garden?

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	sweetmystic725 wrote 222 Days Ago (neutral)
	0 No matter what I do I can't grow roses... vegetables grow like weedsd for me though... you're blessed to even be able to grow those pretty pretty roses! All I get is green leaves and edible veggies lol- useful but not so pretty :)

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	Anonymous wrote 469 Days Ago (positive)
	1 Is it too late to comment on this blog of yours?I read about your Japanese beetles.One way they dealt with them at my grandma's house is,you take a cup of used motor oil,hold it under the branches full of beatles.The bugs jump right in and drown in that toxic mess. THEN when they are dead you gotta strain the DEAD bodies out so you can put the used oil to be recycled.IF the bugs are DEAD you burn the bodies but not if they are wiggling because witches do not torture right?!

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Scyn wrote 479 Days Ago (positive)

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Oh, it's 4ft x 4ft in mature size.

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	Scyn wrote 479 Days Ago (positive)
	1 A good and virtually maintenance free recommendation for roses are the earth-kinds. Knock-out is a popular cherry red semi-double that blooms consistently all season. And I'm serious about maintenance free. No, I'm really not crazy. Take look! http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/ cemap/roseknockout/index.html

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	WitchyKitty wrote 480 Days Ago (positive)
	1 I have a bad habit of killing plants and gardens. I do wish you luck with yours! A Fae witch that kills plants...lol!

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	Scyn wrote 479 Days Ago (positive)
	1 Oh, it's 4ft x 4ft in mature size.